Suicide Counselling
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:38 pm
A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."