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Suicide Counselling

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:38 pm
by ianbcr
A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:04 pm
by slparry
genuine lol

Re: Suicide Counselling

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:42 pm
by HerrFlick
ianbcr wrote:A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,
"If you're about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?"
The woman was angry and said,
"No! F*** off you filthy old bastard."
The tramp turned to leave and said,
"No problems, I'll just go and wait at the bottom then."


Ohhh gawwwd. Black as, but I still snorted my coffee ...

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 4:36 pm
by madthemad
Ianbcr. Are you a member of LPMCC? Just read that one last on the Foz spot. :D

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:21 pm
by ianbcr
[quote="madthemad"]Ianbcr. Are you a member of LPMCC? Just read that one last on the Foz spot. :D[/quote]

Nope. they must be reading our forums. :lol: