Hard times .....

[bigblackfalco]

John and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker.
She's not quite sure what to do, so John says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred Pounds. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a guy pulls up and asks "How much?"
She says, "A hundred Pounds ." He replies "All I got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on", and runs back to John and asks. "What now. What can he get for thirty?"
"A hand job," John replied. She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for thirty Pounds is a hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this huge cock.
She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back."
She runs back to John.
"What's wrong?" he asks.

" Any chance you could lend this guy seventy pounds ?"