Pub Pickup
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:09 pm
I was in a pub on Saturday night when this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "Give me your number sexy."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes"
I replied
"Well you better get back in it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
I replied "Have you got a pen?"
She smiled and said "Yes"
I replied
"Well you better get back in it, before the farmer notices you're missing."
