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TOP GUN

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:58 pm
by Blackal
A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke she had shagged the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.

He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.



"You lying shit" she yells" last night you told me you were a stunt pilot"



"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team"