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Was sat with our Emma (she's 3) yesterday and we were talking about nursery rhymes. She's clearly decided to re-arrange one or two, the most recent being...

"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, we haven't"

(silence)

Kids eh?

Same school of thought here.....

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg".