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Mister C (Marsh)
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Sex Insurance

Postby Mister C (Marsh) » Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:15 pm

Do you have any?
Here are some suggestions:

Sex with your wife...... LEGAL & GENERAL

Sex with your partner......STANDARD LIFE

Sex with someone different...... GO COMPARE

Sex on the phone......DIRECT LINE

Sex with a fat bird......MORE THAN

Sex with a hot bird......PRIVILEGED

Sex on the back seat......SHEILA'S WHEELS

Sex with a transvestite......CONFUSED DOT COM

Sex with an animal......COMPARE THE MEERCAT

Sex witha hooker......COMMERCIAL UNION

Sex in a boat....... ADMIRAL

Really good sex (oh yes) ......CHURCHILL

Some folks just have to much time on there hands...

Marsh ;)
er, mmmmm I'll think of something funny soon.

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