Best shave ever...........

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Blackal
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Best shave ever...........

Postby Blackal » Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:13 am

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells
the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks
are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him
to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave
he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would he have had to do if he had swallowed that
little ball.

The barber replied,

"Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

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Re: Best shave ever...........

Postby HerrFlick » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:51 pm

Blackal wrote:An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells
the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks
are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him
to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave
he's had in years.
But he wanted to know what would he have had to do if he had swallowed that
little ball.

The barber replied,

"Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.."




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