Easily 'Done'

[el-nicko]

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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark
shadows.

'Twenty pounds,' she whispers.

Murphy had never been with a 'workin' gurl' before, but decides what the hell, it's
only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes.

They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on
them. It is a Police Officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop.

'I'm making love to me wife,' Paddy answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

'Well, neidder did I, til you shined that bloody light in her face!'