At the bank

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Blackal
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At the bank

Postby Blackal » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:36 pm

Standing in a queue to a bank teller, a small boy and his mother. Immediately before them is a very fat lady with a sour face. "Hey mum, look at that fat lady!" says the lad.

"No, you mustn't say that." Mother hisses as the fat lady looks round and glowers."It's very rude."

"But she is fat. She's ginormous!"

Again a glower from the fat lady. "Now stop that!" Mother snaps. "Be quiet." The little lad, subdued, looks down at the floor and shuffles his feet.

Just then the fat lady's mobile 'phone starts to bleep.


"Look out! She's f****g reversing!" The little lad yells
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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Postby slparry » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:21 pm

lol excellent
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