little johnnie
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:15 pm
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a
baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home
from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little
Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had
no ears.
His dad also told him that if he
so much mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said
the word ears, he would get the
smacking of his life when they
came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib
he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said,
"Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said,
"He has beautiful little feet and
beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful
eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are
so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,
"coz he'd be f****d if he needed
glasses".
baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home
from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little
Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had
no ears.
His dad also told him that if he
so much mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said
the word ears, he would get the
smacking of his life when they
came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib
he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said,
"Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said,
"He has beautiful little feet and
beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful
eyes. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are
so thankful; the Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,
"coz he'd be f****d if he needed
glasses".
arf, arf, arf. 