This year, Don's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Two days later, the other guys get to the Hotel only to find Don sitting at the bar with a pint in his hand.
"Jeez Don, how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
"Well, yesterday evening, after my wife finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she pulled me into our bedroom.
On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.
Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!!!
