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f800s
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Male logic

Postby f800s » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:32 am

Milk and eggs

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband,
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk,
And if they have eggs, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had eggs."

(I'm sure you're going back to read it again!)

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Postby ianbcr » Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:56 am

:lol:
Your born with a certain amout of heart beats, Dont waste them on exersise. [smilie=rooster.gif]


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Postby dave the german » Sun Jul 22, 2012 12:25 pm

:lol:
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