Chinkie!
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:15 pm
I was standing in a bar in Singapore, minding
my own business when this little Chinese bloke
comes in and stands next to me.
So I says to him,
“Eer mate, do you know any of those martial arts things,
like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
“No," he sez "why the fook you ask me? Becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I says to him,
"It’s because you’re drinking fookin my beer, you little shit."
my own business when this little Chinese bloke
comes in and stands next to me.
So I says to him,
“Eer mate, do you know any of those martial arts things,
like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
“No," he sez "why the fook you ask me? Becoz I Chinee?”
“No,” I says to him,
"It’s because you’re drinking fookin my beer, you little shit."