Chinkie!

[el-nicko]

I was standing in a bar in Singapore, minding
my own business when this little Chinese bloke
comes in and stands next to me.

So I says to him,
“Eer mate, do you know any of those martial arts things,
like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

“No," he sez "why the fook you ask me? Becoz I Chinee?”

“No,” I says to him,
"It’s because you’re drinking fookin my beer, you little shit."