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In Love
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:01 am
by bricking it
Out in the park, I saw a girl, she was beautiful,
Our eyes met,
I walked over to her,
Sparks flew,
On the grass, we made love there and then.
I love my new Taser.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:28 am
by Blackal
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker,
Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:29 am
by Blackal
My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.
She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified? Oh, wait: petrified......
Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars up a tree.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:39 pm
by el-nicko
BOOM BOOM!
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 8:43 pm
by bricking it
Dreadful
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:30 pm
by dave the german
Up to your usual "high" standard Al
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:36 pm
by northern donkey
i had sex with a girl with a stutter the other day luckly i finished before she said NO
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:55 pm
by Blackal
My neighbour confronted me yesterday about some items missing from her washing line.
I nearly shit her pants!!
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 3:01 pm
by el-nicko
