Ghosts - do you believe?

[Blackal]

A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a
lecture on Paranormal Studies

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here
believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Hamad raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years
I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made
love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began
to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the
room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad , tell us what it's like to
have sex with a ghost?"

Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

[el-nicko]

[dave the german]

The police are on their way!!

[DaveH]

:lol: The police are on their way!!

Cancel the cops - he's only kidding...

although it'll probaly become compulsory before long in our Nanny state....