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Blackal
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In hospital

Postby Blackal » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:15 pm

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he d idn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

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