In the sauna

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3 naked men in a sauna, an American, a Japanese and an Irishman.

They hear a beepin' sound, the American touches his arm gently and says

"'excuse me gents,..that's my pager, I have a microchip under my skin &

am always on standby!"

Next the men hear a phone ring, and the Japanese chap lifts his palm to

his ear and says I have a microchip under my skin too...never miss a

call!"

The Irish man, feeling very lowtech, gets out of the sauna to go to the

loo, and comes back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. He says to

the other two "oh Jaysus, would you look at that, I'm getting a fax!"