Who's the Daddy!

[cbxmark]

When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is
find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.
The following are all replies that women have written on Child
Support Agency forms in the section for listing the father's details.
Or putting it another way..... Who's the Daddy! These are genuine
excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check out Number 10.....It takes the prize and Number 3
is runner up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
Of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I
was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I
can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected Sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone
number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see
if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was
immaculate and that he is Christ, raised again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me
that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by
the country. Please advise.

7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with
him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
borned at the same time....well I don't have a clue.

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all, when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
fart.

[bigblackfalco]

3's the winner for me but I rather like number 2 aswell!
Nice one.
Bailey.