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Pev
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Postby Pev » Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:49 am

An old man was sitting on a bench at the Shopping Arcade when a teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet.
The old man stared. Whenever the teenager looked, the old man was staring.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter, old
boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied: "Got drunk once and
had sex with a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son."

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Mau...loo
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Postby Mau...loo » Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:08 pm

old one can be done with a donkey or somthing like that too
but is only funny when ur with all ur friends in a japanese bar
where all the japs are staring at u and think:
Haga magajahh??
not if ur sitting bored behind a computer the whole day
srry
didn't make me laugh -_-
Good luck with being funny
(whaha a little joke from me ain't me funny ma hoom)
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Pev
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Postby Pev » Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:54 am

That's probably because your hair is red, orange,yellow, green, blue and violet?

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Mau...loo
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Postby Mau...loo » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:21 am

nope not jet :P
urs?
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only i forgot it.



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