Trip to the Zoo

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Trip to the Zoo

Postby The Teutonic Tangerine » Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:34 am

I was at the zoo yesterday and in one cage I saw a slice of toast on the floor - I thought to myself I wonder if that's Bread in captivity. :oops:
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Postby Blackal » Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:14 am

a man walked into a zoo. Found that the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.


It was a shitzu


Al :oops:
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