Marriage

Got some humour to share? The stage is lit and the microphone's live.

Moderators: Gromit, Paul, slparry

User avatar
Blackal
Posts: 8261
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:53 pm

Marriage

Postby Blackal » Sun Oct 25, 2015 2:24 pm

Walking Down The Aisle


I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me.
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually, there she was, standing beside me.
I gave her a loving smile and said,


"Get that trolley over here love. They're doing 3 cases of beer for the price of 2!"
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

Return to “Humour”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 10 guests