Lovey Dovey

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Lovey Dovey

Postby ianbcr » Mon Jan 05, 2015 6:36 pm

I upset the wife the other day. She was trying to be romantic and sent me the following message:

If you're sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you're smiling, send me your smile.
If you're crying, send me your tears.
I love you. xxx

So I replied:

I'm having a sh!t. Please advise.... xxx
Your born with a certain amout of heart beats, Dont waste them on exersise. [smilie=rooster.gif]


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Postby bigblackfalco » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:42 pm

Hysterical :lol:
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