Watch maker

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Watch maker

Postby ianbcr » Tue Nov 18, 2014 9:29 pm

Man walks into a shop takes his todger out and puts it on the counter. Girl assistant says"oh dear sir I think you have made a mistake, this is a watchmakers shop."
Man replies"no mistake love,put two hands and a face on that."
Your born with a certain amout of heart beats, Dont waste them on exersise. [smilie=rooster.gif]


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