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Postby Boxermed69 » Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:49 pm

An Irish fella visits his doctor as he's constipated and feeling awful. Doc undertakes a rectal exam and is shocked to find a big roll of 20 euro notes in there. It takes him ages to painstakingly remove them one at a time.
Patient: "Sure, that feels so much better doctor. How many did you pull out?"
Doctor: "Er, 95!"
Patient: "Jaysus! That expains why I wasn't feeling two grand"
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