sorry.....it had me in tears

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Roy
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sorry.....it had me in tears

Postby Roy » Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:25 pm

My mate who was a farmer had a hair brained scheme to breed genetically modified sheep that were twice the size of normal ones. To do so he had to re-mortgage his house to finance it but things didn’t go to plan. Although the sheep were larger they weren’t as big as he’d hoped and he couldn’t afford the repayments on his loan. Suffice to say the bank repossessed his house and land, leaving him with just his sheep, nowhere to live and penniless.

The last time I saw him he was standing on a street corner selling biggish ewes.

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Postby Grip Fast » Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:35 pm

Very good! :lol:

Had my missus giggling too.

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Postby Boxermed69 » Fri Feb 28, 2014 11:54 pm

:lol: My kind of daft gag.

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