The things kids say...

[Gromit]

Was sat with our Emma (she's 3) yesterday and we were talking about nursery rhymes. She's clearly decided to re-arrange one or two, the most recent being...

"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
No sir, no sir, we haven't"

(silence)

Kids eh?

[dave the german]

[Bikerhoss]

Same school of thought here.....

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg".