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Blackal
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Computer Passwords

Postby Blackal » Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:10 pm

Does this sound familiar ??





Resetting The Password

"Sorry, your password has not been in use for 30 days
and has expired - you must register a new one."

roses

"Sorry, too few characters."

pretty roses

"Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character."

1 pretty rose

"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

1prettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters."

1fuckingprettyrose

"Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character."

1FUCKINGprettyrose

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively."

1FuckingPrettyRose

"Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters."


1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow!

"Sorry, you cannot use punctuation."

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

"Sorry, that password is already in use." :?
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?

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eyore
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Postby eyore » Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:01 pm

Yes.................. :roll: :lol:
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Corvus
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Postby Corvus » Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:20 am

Chortle


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