A blonde moment

[Corvus]

Blonde bird doing seventy in a sixty zone. Blue lights appear in the mirror. She pulls over.

Turns out its a blonde female cop.

Cop says "can I see your license?"

Blonde says "oo er, what does it look like?"

Cop: "it's small, square and will have your face on it"

Blonde rummages around in the glove box and pulls out the first small square thing she finds. Turns out to be a compact mirror. She looks and sees her face in it. "Is this it?"

Cop looks into it "oo if you'd told me you were a cop I'd have let you off!"

[HerrFlick]

Blonde bird doing seventy in a sixty zone. Blue lights appear in the mirror. She pulls over.

Turns out its a blonde female cop.

Cop says "can I see your license?"

Blonde says "oo er, what does it look like?"

Cop: "it's small, square and will have your face on it"

Blonde rummages around in the glove box and pulls out the first small square thing she finds. Turns out to be a compact mirror. She looks and sees her face in it. "Is this it?"

Cop looks into it "oo if you'd told me you were a cop I'd have let you off!"

Smirk.