Two dogs in a compound.
Dog 1) what you in for?
Dog 2) I saw next doors poodle stuck in the fence, little arse wiggling away. Couldn't resist. Got caught in the act though and they're putting me down tomorrow.. What you do?
Dog1) my mistress dropped the soap in the shower. When she bent down to pick it up I couldn't stop myself. I know she's human but I couldn't resist!
Dog2) jeez! You getting put down tomorrow?
Dog 1) nah. In for me toe nails clipping.
It's a dogs life!
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