When he got excited, he would wave his baton so furiously that it would sometimes fly right out of his hand. The last time this happened, the baton stuck in the head of the principal bassoonist and killed her.
Following this incident, the conductor was tried for murder, found guilty, and sentenced to death.
They strapped him into the electric chair and switched it on, but the conductor was unharmed.
So they accessed the city's power grid and rerouted all the power into the chair. Still, the conductor was fine.
It was as he was immune to electricity.
So they rerouted all the country's power into the chair. The conductor confessed it did tickle a bit.
They still haven't figured out what to do with him. I guess it's true what
people always said -- he's just a bad conductor.
