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Postby Dai wiskers » Sun May 12, 2013 11:33 am

As a ex dispatch rider i can say relying on other people to keep you alive is about the easiest way to get killed on the road

I was told in my dispatching days any fool can ride fast but it's a wise man who knows when to shut the throttle and apply the brakes

Smooth and not stopping is the secret of moving quickly in traffic

Now I'm sounding like my dad used to sound every morning when i left for work
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Postby slparry » Sun May 12, 2013 11:47 am

idiot I reckon ....

and no I don't see any correlation with three figure speeds on an empty dual carraigeway before anyone starts :)
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Postby Dai wiskers » Sun May 12, 2013 11:55 am

Wonder how he broke his arm?
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Postby slparry » Sun May 12, 2013 12:07 pm

Dai wiskers wrote:Wonder how he broke his arm?


excess self pleasuring ;)
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Postby el-nicko » Sun May 12, 2013 12:12 pm

slparry wrote:
Dai wiskers wrote:Wonder how he broke his arm?


excess self pleasuring ;)


SPLUTTER :!: :!: :!:
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It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.

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Postby Herb » Sun May 12, 2013 1:15 pm

Makes me want a Dax!
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Postby el-nicko » Sun May 12, 2013 1:41 pm

He wouldn't have made the first gap on a 'Boxer' tho, would he. :wink:
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Postby StreetFlatTwin » Mon May 13, 2013 8:57 pm

that video has been speeded up for effect you can tell at the start the vibrations from the helmet camera start to speed up as he "allegedly" increases speed to drive appears to like a nutter!!!


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