Kids at Christmas....

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Kids at Christmas....

Postby leasky » Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:29 pm

An old man phones up his son and says "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty years of misery is enough".

The son is dumbfounded, "Dad, what are you talking about; you have never mentioned anything about this before".

Dad says, "We cant stand the sight of each other any longer. I am sick of looking at her and I am sick talking about it, so call your sister and let her know".

The worried son calls his sister and tells her the bad news. She is straight on the phone to her father, saying "Your not getting divorced! Dont do a thing! Dont speak to a lawyer, dont go and do anything official. Me and my brother are flying home tomorrow and we will sit down and talk about this. Do you understand me?!!".

The old man hangs up the phone, turns to his wife and says, "Darling, the kids are coming home for Christmas this year and we dont even have to pay their air fares".
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Postby slparry » Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:45 pm

lol excellent :)
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Postby Blackal » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:58 am

One little girl wrote to Santa.............

"Please can I have a baby brother for christmas "



Santa replied:

"Send me your mother"
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
:?


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