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Blackal
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Mills & Boon

Postby Blackal » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:38 am

This is an extract from the latest Mills and Boon novel. With writing
like this there really is no need for pictures...



We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.

The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those
fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet
whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final
touch to the most romantic scene.



We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now.

Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance.
I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she
frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ.



I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her.

Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned
ourselves to the moment.



Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with
enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon.
As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any
longer.



Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly.



Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep
orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of
approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace.

I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.



She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered:


'Baaaaaaa'

.... and rejoined the flock.





(This book is only for sale in Wales)


Al [smilie=sofa.gif]
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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Postby Dai wiskers » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:46 am

I always thought the scottish had a thing with sheep

Anyway i don't care we may sh#g them you eat them after
My bike shines when it rains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dyslexic Dai


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Postby dave the german » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:15 pm

ROFLMAO :lol:
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