New Aussie Pickup Line

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Blackal
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New Aussie Pickup Line

Postby Blackal » Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:52 am

New Aussie Pickup Line


A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says,

"You remind me of my little toe"

She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"

He says,

"No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."
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Then plug me back in..........

See if that works .....
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Postby South_Oz » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:25 am

Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

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Postby dave1100s » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:26 pm

South_Oz wrote:Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

Dave


Well, we're waiting :D
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Postby Stevie » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:28 pm

dave1100s wrote:
South_Oz wrote:Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

Dave


Well, we're waiting :D


He's still coming round...
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Postby el-nicko » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:39 pm

Stevie wrote:
dave1100s wrote:
South_Oz wrote:Ill give that a try tonight on the Missus and let ya know how I go.

Dave


Well, we're waiting :D


He's still coming round...


. Don't jump to steriotypical conclusions mate. His missus might be a 'Right Little Go-er'. :wink:
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Postby South_Oz » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:51 pm

Well im pleased to report "SUCCESS" :hello1: Worked like a charm. Now its gona take me a week to recover.

Dave

EDIT: From the hangover not the legover. And now I have to repair the coffee table. :lol:
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84 RZ250 Yamaha Banshee 350 top end.

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