Got thrown out of the chemists today. 
I only asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you take it up the arse, love, or do you swallow it?" 
She went fucking mental.
Fuck knows what I'm supposed to do with these suppositories now. 
Can't b Arsed.
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el-nicko
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Can't b Arsed.
Got thrown out of the chemists today. I only asked the woman behind the counter: "Do you take it up the arse, love, or do you swallow it?"
She went fucking mental.
Fuck knows what I'm supposed to do with these suppositories now. .
Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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Dai wiskers
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It seem's to be a day for getting banned
Only this morning i discovered that my dick was the same length as two Argos pens
Now i'm banned from every Argos store in the country!
Only this morning i discovered that my dick was the same length as two Argos pens
Now i'm banned from every Argos store in the country!
My bike shines when it rains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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el-nicko
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Dai wiskers wrote:It seem's to be a day for getting banned
Only this morning i discovered that my dick was the same length as two Argos pens
Now i'm banned from every Argos store in the country!
I'd like 2 rite that down Dai. Lend's a pen. Oh, on second thorts, dont bother.
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Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
Mr. Spock is my role model so be advised; I possess no (discernible) sense of humour.
It's all VFR (DCT) round here now. STILL missing my 1100s tho.
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