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GIZZAKISS? X

Postby el-nicko » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:59 am

On January 9, a group of bikers were riding west on the highway from Cranbrook to Kimberley when they saw a girl about to jump off the St.Mary's River Bridge, so they stopped.

The biker leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the police at the scene, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After she'd finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the police, then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Re: GIZZAKISS? X

Postby bigblackfalco » Mon Aug 27, 2012 6:58 pm

el-nicko wrote:On January 9, a group of bikers were riding west on the highway from Cranbrook to Kimberley when they saw a girl about to jump off the St.Mary's River Bridge, so they stopped.

The biker leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the police at the scene, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After she'd finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the police, then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl".

The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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