The Zoo

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The Zoo

Postby Boxermed69 » Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:42 am

Bloke takes his kids to the zoo. Having paid to get in he finds all they have is a small dog in a cage. Enraged, he marches back to the ticket office.
"Call this a zoo? You've only got a single poxy dog in a cage!"
The ticket man replies calmly, "Yes sir, it is a shitzhu."
Horizontally opposed, vertically challenged...
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Postby Gromit » Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:40 am

That's going to keep me chuckling the rest of today. :D


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