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Hilarious!

and sadly true....

One's on the way home from the pub and he decides to take a short cut through the graveyard. Unfortunately for him a grave has been cut for an early funeral in the morning, he stumbles and topples into the grave, burps and falls asleep. 30 minutes a later the second drunk is staggering the same way ...

That joke is, of course, taken from the Ivor Biggun song - The Filthy Farmer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwkFjLz_wSs

And yes, it is a little bit rude.

Did

Dorset has the worst road users in the world.

Never before have I had it so difficult. How many years has he been driving that Rover 75? And he still doesn't know how wide it is...

Hi folks I know i've not been on the boards for a while but divorce and a move to Dorset have scuppered my year. Anyway, it's self promotion time. I've written a book about the British culture and selling. Amazingly, it's called "Selling to the British" and you can buy it on Amazon. You ca...

When I was in the war...

"The Purple Helmets" were the Royal Signals parachute display team. The Para's were red, ours were purple.

But I see the same standard of professionalism and ability. good stuff.

Larf!

Sums up my diforce.

David

Don't ask the council - bloody bureaucrats! If it's a like for like replacement - i.e. there are no significant changes - then you don't need permission. The very word 'permission' should set alarm bells ringing! If it's sectional, it falls under one set of 'rules' and if it's a temporary structure ...

Because if you don't, no one else will. It's your turn. This petition is to get biking orientated questions in as part of the driving test. Sign and they go in. If you don't sign, and get whacked by some 18 year old driver who didn't see you, then you have no grounds to complain. Don't come running ...

And if anyone is reading the bible at the minute - he dies. Oh - and Anne Frank doesn't make it either...

david

I got banned from Mcdonalds in Warrington for being mouthy. Can you believe it? Actually, "escorted off the premises" might be a better way of describing it...

D

Hilarious!